"Would you like a drink?" I ask
"Yes" he replied "a wee dram of whisky on the knees"
When ordering,a patron of the establishment pointed to the roof, some 10 or 20 meters above us and said
"On that ceiling are the football boots of every captain that has ever played against us"
Unbelievably bizarre, there is nothing in my life that would want to trigger this, I don't drink, have zero interest in football and where did whisky on the knees come from?
