On the Buses

People travelling together on buses will invariably yabber away and often it's not possible to avoid overhearing their conversations.

One memorable communication between to 70 plus yo ladies went like this.

Lady A: I just been to the doctor and he told me I had mixelpsychobronchialengineitis.

Lady B: Oh yes, I had that last week, but the more severe variety of it!

Days of our lives

Another two old ducks had apparantly been to their local community hall to do weight training, but today's training was fraught with drama.

Mr X had taken all the thingamebobs, and the trainer suggested he share them as it wasn't fair he hog them. Mr X was none too pleased with this, and the group started to castigate him for his selfihness. In the end he relented and let someone have one thingamebob.

Not good enough, so the public humilation started all over and in the end Mr X threw all the thingamebobs on the floor, took his 'red ticket' and left in a huff.

Hope I don't get like that when I'm seventy odd.